Some Days Just Stink
Table of contents for From The Front
- From The Front — SERIES INTRODUCTION
- Iraqi Deployment, Round 2 (From October 3)
- A Letter — October 5
- The Iraqi Children, Contentment With Little
- I’m Looking Over A Nine Foot Cobra
- The Heart Of A Poet
- What Shall I Be When I Get Back?
- Flossing Them Pearly Whites……?
- Good Ole American Hedonism
- Suffer The Little Children
- How About Them Texans? An Ending Sure To Give Fans A Halloween Fright
- Creature Feature In Iraq
- We Are The Fallen — A Dedication
- Concern at the front — Update
- Brotherhood
- Concern at the front — Update
- Work As You Are Given: Errrrrrr
- Concern at the front — Update
- Redneck Heaven In Iraq
- Where I Belong
- Standing Post (poem)
- Truly Meals Of Thanksgiving
- Alas For The Brownies!
- Give Thanks
- Some Days Just Stink
- A Christmas Greeting From Iraq
- Sharp Wits? No, Chainsaws And Stones
- Pearls On Life’s Necklace
- Man’s Best Friend, Even In Iraq
- Snails And Pails And Little Dogs’ Tails? No, Chris’s Tail & Tales
- @#$%^&* M’s Revenge!
- Bits of Poetry And Sundries
- I’m Dreaming Of An Explosively White Fallujah
Written earlier, but received 12/18/07
Some Days Just Stink,
by C.D.M.Sitting up here,
in this boring tower,
Its been twenty days
since I took a shower.My hair is a mess;
my feet ache and stink.
My father was right,
as I begin to think.My enemy is not a terrorist,
but a squirrel that is cunning,
Who feasted on brownies,
before we came running.But who had the last laugh?
not the squirrel of chocolate fur.
For he was shot and beheaded,
by men who say errrr.We were happy it was gone;
the happiness didn’t last,
For the mice then invaded,
and took over fast.So now we are besieged,
with rodents on all sides
No hope for the future,
we need stronger pesticides.So why did I join,
as I wonder and pray.
Please God no more rodents,
for they are evil and gay!As you read this pray,
for tired ass Marine
Who is now hating life,
dying on the latrine.